My Satire

For those who think climate change is not a problem and it's a hoax, well sure then, lets set up wildfires on purpose here in California since its so cold, maybe that will warm us up a bit. Lets keep burning coal so that it can clear the air and we can breathe better. We don't need polar bears, they kill penguins and seals, they're mean so lets keep on making the earth warmer so that their ice that they are living on melts and they could die, that's what happens to them for messing with innocent seals. Lets keep on using plastic, lets keep on throwing them in the ocean, hopefully mean sharks could die out of it since everyday there are thousands of victims of a shark attack. We made many animals go extinct, why not finish them all at once, who cares, we will never even see these animals in our life time.

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