Therapist - "So, you moved up to cawdor now right?" Macbeth - "Yes indeed, I'm super excited because I am just one position down from being KING!!! Hell yeah!" Therapist - "What are your wife's thoughts about this?" Macbeth - Oh man, she's super duper excited as well! She can't wait to become queen! She's so obsessed with the idea!" Therapist - "How obsessed exactly?" Macbeth - "You promise not to say anything?" Therapist - "Of course not! Whatever happens here, stays here!" Macbeth - "Okay, well in that case, I shall tell you...." Therapist - "Sure, start whenever you want." Macbeth - "Okay, so when my wife found out I was close to being king, she started to attack me verbally" Therapist- "Really, how so?" Macbeth - "Well she started to talk crap about me, she was saying that I wasn't man enough to kill the ki- Oh, I wasn't supposed to s...
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